BABIRUSAS

Why so gloomy, babirusas? Is it b'cos evolution gave you some weird extra tusks that are awkward, brittle, mostly useless for fighting, and may eventually grow so long that they curve around and fatally puncture your skull?

Could that be it? 

THE EMPEROR TAMARIND

B'cos somebody told evolution mustaches are "in". 

RED SLIMY SLUG?

Hmm...this slug came out a little funny. 

Maybe it have mixed up something with the camouflage gene...

Weird. It reminds me of a DRAGON-FRUIT. 

SQUEAKING DESERT FROG

PIGLET SQUID

This piglet squid is smiling because evolution made it the first squid to be born a face of a pig...but, probably a little too round........

EVERYTHING IS BETTER DEEP-FRIED

"Oh man, I just had the best idea." 

"Let's hear it, evolution." 

"You know how everything is better deep-fried?" 

"Wait, what?" 

"Look; pancake bat fish. Pancake bat fish! I'm a genius!" 

"God, you're weird." 

MONKEY ORCHID???

Ever had one of those days when you're suppose to concentrate on making orchids, but just can't stop thinking about monkeys? Because evolution does. All the time. Like, it thinks about monkeys A LOT. That's normal, right? 

THE BLUE-RINGED OCTOPUS

Seems like everyone could use a hug this week. Good thing evolution gave the blue -ringed octopus those arms. 

(Disclaimer: The blue-ringed octopus is venomous. Please do not actually attempt to hug one :P ) 

BUTT-LIKE WORMS?

Evolution like worms that look like tiny disembodied floating butts, and it cannot lie. 

THE HAIRY LLAMA......

Llamas?!?! 

You know this look like the cowboy thingy in the olden days. 

I wonder which hair salon it goes to. 

Wonderful hair.

Interview with this llama: - 

Me: ".....great hair." 

Llama: "Thanks." 

Me: "So....Mr. Llama, would you mind sharing to us about which hair salon you got this hair? Because we would like to know where you got your...pretty, fuzzy.....um, hair." 

Llama: "Actually, I didn't go to any hair salon. Apparently, a bird made my hair it's nest and lived here for 3 months." 

Me: [.....] 

This conversation is SO NOT true. 

Just think the llama is psycho. :-) 

THE EVOLUTION AROUND US....

Hiya! So this blog is gonna be about evolutions and stuff..like that. 

Most of it will be animals, and I'll post stuff about them whenever I'm free!! :D 

Okay...I don't know when I'll stop posting in this blog, or maybe...even better...NEVER stop posting! :)