BABIRUSAS

Why so gloomy, babirusas? Is it b'cos evolution gave you some weird extra tusks that are awkward, brittle, mostly useless for fighting, and may eventually grow so long that they curve around and fatally puncture your skull?

Could that be it? 

THE EMPEROR TAMARIND

B'cos somebody told evolution mustaches are "in". 

RED SLIMY SLUG?

Hmm...this slug came out a little funny. 

Maybe it have mixed up something with the camouflage gene...

Weird. It reminds me of a DRAGON-FRUIT. 

SQUEAKING DESERT FROG

PIGLET SQUID

This piglet squid is smiling because evolution made it the first squid to be born a face of a pig...but, probably a little too round........

EVERYTHING IS BETTER DEEP-FRIED

"Oh man, I just had the best idea." 

"Let's hear it, evolution." 

"You know how everything is better deep-fried?" 

"Wait, what?" 

"Look; pancake bat fish. Pancake bat fish! I'm a genius!" 

"God, you're weird." 

MONKEY ORCHID???

Ever had one of those days when you're suppose to concentrate on making orchids, but just can't stop thinking about monkeys? Because evolution does. All the time. Like, it thinks about monkeys A LOT. That's normal, right?